It all started with a note on our car:
“One car per house!”
A few hours later, she came over herself. I opened the door and was greeted by our HOA president — decked out in a pastel pink cardigan, matching headband, and white capri pants.
“Our HOA—very friendly, but firm—has rules: only one car per household in the driveway,” she said, eyes sharp.
I blinked. “One car?”
“Yes,” she replied, more sternly. “No exceptions. It keeps us all orderly.”
Jack, my husband, looked at her. “Both our cars fit in the driveway. We’re not even on the street.”
“Still, two cars isn’t allowed. One house, one driveway, one car. The rule is for everyone,” she said, tilting her head before leaving.
We decided to ignore her warning. Three days later, both of our cars had been towed.
She was standing outside, smiling smugly.
“Wow! You really did it!” I said.
“What’s so funny?!” she snapped.
“Nothing,” I replied, laughing. “Just that… YOU OWE US $25,000 NOW.”
Her smile faltered. “What—What do you mean?”
I pointed at the tag mark on the tow notice. “Bet you overlooked that symbol!”
Sometimes, the rules aren’t always what they seem — and knowing the fine print can turn the tables in ways people never expect.
